New job stuff

Wanna know the best thing about my new job? Okay, maybe not the best, but one of the highlights? I got to order all my desk supplies Tuesday, and my request, even though it was somewhat jokey, to get the Rio Red Swingline stapler, was approved! Said item is now proudly displayed to the left of my computer monitor, within easy reach any time I feel like feeling it's cool metal smoothness.

Milton Waddams, eat your heart out! :)