I am awe-some! Clap clap. Clap clap clap.

Life has been really, really good since yesterday.

I plan on explaining this in further detail, but in the meantime, behold my latest publication:

http://forestparkreview.com/main.asp?SectionID=3&SubSectionID=3&ArticleID=5327

I'm a columnist now, and though it won't pay the bills, it's still highly exciting!