Jenny's Head, the sequel

I went to the Star Trek Experience and also ate at Quark's bar. My server, Lazarus, looked like Uncle Fester. He described all the drinks in loving detail (it was about 11:30 am), and when he moved from Deanna Troi's Chocolate Obsession to the Warp Core Breach, I began to laugh and did not stop the rest of the mean. I had to point to Captain Sulu's Salad on the menu, because I couldn't get through the words. We joked that since Wil Wheaton wasn't included, we'd call Keith's soda the Wesley Crusher Diet Pepsi. Finally, a Klingon walked through as we were eating dessert (I forget what it was called)and sniffed, "Chocolate. That's one thing you humans do right."

I couldn't watch Star Trek for years after that.